Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike
made a deal with her; he would only look at it after she had
spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. Only then
would he lend his expertise.

The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs
and figures, Cindy said proudly, "There! I've done it! I
made it balance!"

Impressed, Mike came over to take a look.

"Let's see...mortgage 550.00, electricity 70.50, phone
35.00."

His brow wrinkled as he read the last entry. "It says here
ESP, 615.00. What is that?"

"Oh," she said, "That means, Error Some Place!!!"