
Clean Jokes - The Talking Clock
The Talking Clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, acollege student led the way into the den.
"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his
friends asked.
"That is the talking clock."
"How does it work?"
"Watch," replied the student, who then proceeded to give the
gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.
Almost immediately, someone screamed from the other side of
the wall, "KNOCK IT OFF! IT IS 2 AM IN THE MORNING!"
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