Science - Schroedinger and Heisenberg out for a drive
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One day, Schroedinger and Heisenberg are out tooling around in Schroedinger's hot rod.
When they go around a corner, they hear a thump.
Heisenberg says, "You just hit a cat!"
Schroedinger says, "Is it dead?"
Heisenberg says, "I can't be certain."