There was a boy and a girl who had been dating for about 1 month.

One day the girl told the boy assertively that she wanted to have sex with him. The boy is very surprised.

One day before their 2 month anniversary the boy goes to a pharmacy and starts looking at condoms. One of the employees walked over curiously. He told the boy everything to know about sex and helped him pick up the best condoms in stock. The employee asked him if this would be his first time and the boy replies with a shy but eager yes. The boy checks out then he leaves.

The next day the boy went to pick up the girl at her house for they're "date". Her dad answers the boy and invited the boy in while his date finished getting ready.

The father insisted that they all have dinner before the young couple left for their "date". The dad asks the boy if he would say grace. The boy obliges and puts his head down in DEEP prayer.

After 15 minutes of silence from the boy, his girl friend exclaimed that she had no idea that he was that religious. The boy keeps his head hung low and replies, "I.... I had no idea that your dad was a pharmacist......."