Adult - 100 Dollar Penis Tattoo
100 Dollar Penis Tattoo
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, 'Where in the hell have you been'?Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo'.
‘A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
I got 2 x $50 notes on my penis,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking'? she said, shaking her head in disdain.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollars tattooed on his privates?'
'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want'.
Larry is recovering in ward 23.
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