Miscellaneous Jokes - Funny signs around America
Funny signs around America
Here's some funny signs around the country that you can keepan eye out for on your next trip...
On a California freeway:
Fine for Littering
In a New York jewelry store:
Genuine Faux Pearls
In a Boston fast-food parking lot:
Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only
Billboard on Florida highway:
If You Can't Read, We Can Help
On the Triborough Bridge in New York:
In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge
On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and mini-mart:
We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas.
At the basketball court in a Gastonton, North Carolina, YMCA:
Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended
In a Grand Rapids restaurant:
Half baked chicken
In a Dayton barbershop:
During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be
here
On a Jacksonville, Florida, bookstore:
Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books
On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service:
Able to Do the Worst Possible Job
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