The Reverend Jones shocked the congregation when he
announced his resignation from the church and planned move
to Arizona.

After the service, a very distraught parishioner came to the
pastor with tears in her eyes.

"Oh, Pastor Bill, we are going to miss you so much. We don't
want you to leave!"

The kindhearted pastor patted her hand and said, "Now, now,
Liz, don't carry on so... The pastor who takes my place
might be even better than me."

"Yeah", she sobbed, "That's what Pastor Mike said when he
left!"