Marriage and Divorce - Pissed off wife
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey and a glass. "Something wrong, pal?" asks the bartender.
"Ah, my wife's pissed," the guy says.
"The other day was my birthday, and she got naked and told me I could tie her up and do whatever I wanted."
"Nice," says the bartender. "So what's the problem?"
"I tied her up and went golfing."