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I'll have anything but a Bud Light

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says,"What can I get ya?"

The man says, "I'll have anything but a Bud Light."

So the bartender hands him a Miller.

This goes on all night. The man wants anything but a Bud Light.

It's last call so the man orders one more "anything but a Bud Light."

The bartender finally asks him," How come you don't want a Bud Light?" The man says,"

Well last time I had a Bud Light I blew chunks."

The bartender says," That's no big deal, everyone throws up when they have too much beer."

He says," No, Chunks is my dog."
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