Religious - Trucker and Priest
Trucker and Priest
One time there was this truck driver. Every time this trucker saw a hitchhiker he would swerve over and hit them. One time though, the trucker had a priest in his truck. He saw a pedestrian and swerved over to hit him, but quickly swerved back. He told the priest, "Forgive me father, for I almost hit a man!" The priest said, "Its okay, I got him with the door!"Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11806.html