Clean Jokes - Man and his Hummer
Man and his Hummer
There was a guy who had just bought a brand new Hummer. When he driving down the street, a gang pulled him out of his vehicle.The leader of the gang told him to stay in a circle that he made or else he will destroy the Hummer.
So the guy stood there and the gang started to dent his Hummer with baseball bats.
The gang leader turned around and the guy in the circle was laughing. The leader got mad and started busting all the windows and when he turned around the guy in the circle was still laughing. He got really mad and started shooting the Hummer and hit the gas tank and the Hummer blew in flames.
When the leader turned around the guy in the circle was cracking. The leader said "Why are you laughing?" and the guy answered back "When you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle 3 times!"
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