Hilarious Jokes

Drunk Jokes - Drunk guy at 3am


« Previous Joke Random Joke Next Joke »

Drunk guy at 3am

Your Rating

Adding Rating...

User Rating

912


So, this guy's in bed at 3:00 a.m when he hears someone knocking on the door.

He opens the door and theres a drunk guy who says "Can I have a push?" The man says "No!" and goes back to bed.

His wife says "That was mean!", so the man he goes back and opens the door asks "Are you there? Still need a push?"

He hears the drunk guy say "yea!".

He then asks "Where are you?" and the drunk guy answers by saying "I'm on your swing set!"
Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11789.html
 
 
 
 Emailing Joke to Your Friends...
Email this joke to your friends!
Your Name: Your Email:
Friends Emails:
(Separate multiple friend's emails using a comma)
It's safe! We DO NOT store/save email addresses or provide them to anyone else.