So, this guy's in bed at 3:00 a.m when he hears someone knocking on the door.

He opens the door and theres a drunk guy who says "Can I have a push?" The man says "No!" and goes back to bed.

His wife says "That was mean!", so the man he goes back and opens the door asks "Are you there? Still need a push?"

He hears the drunk guy say "yea!".

He then asks "Where are you?" and the drunk guy answers by saying "I'm on your swing set!"