Bar Jokes - Asking for Forks
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A walking into a bar and asked for a fork. He got one
Another man walked in for a fork. He got one.
And another man walked in and ask for a fork. He got one also.
Another man walked in and ask for a straw.
The bartender asked "why do you want a straw when everyone else wants a fork?"
The man replied "because a man vomited on the side walk and all the chunky bits are gone!"