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A walking into a bar and asked for a fork. He got one

Another man walked in for a fork. He got one.

And another man walked in and ask for a fork. He got one also.

Another man walked in and ask for a straw.

The bartender asked "why do you want a straw when everyone else wants a fork?"

The man replied "because a man vomited on the side walk and all the chunky bits are gone!"


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