A man comes home from work one day to find his wife packing up all of her things.
"Where do you think you're going?" he asks.
"Las Vegas!" she replies.
"Las Vegas? What's in Las Vegas?" He inquires.
"I just found out," she snaps," that i can can get 500 dollars for what i've been giving you for free all these years!"
The husband rund up stairs, packs his bags and comes running back.
"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.
To which the husband replies,"I'm going to Las Vegas to see how the Hell you're going to live off $1000 dollars a year!"