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There was a man on the beach with no arms and no legs...

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There was a man on the beach with no arms and no legs...

A woman comes up and says"have you been hugged?"

The man replies "no" so the woman hugs him....

The next woman comes and says"have you been kissed?"

The man replies "no" so the woman kisses him....

The last woman comes and says"have you been fucked?"

The man replies "no"................

So the woman says"well you will be when the next wave comes!"

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