Adult - Cinderella ran out of tampons
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Cinderella went going to a ball but was out of tampons. So her fairy godmother gave her one and but warned "If your not back at 12:00 tonight it will turn into a pumkin."
When Cinderella got back at 5:00 pm the next day, her fairy godmother asked her "Did it turn into a pumkin?"
Cinderella replied: "Yes, but I found a guy named peter-peter-pumkin-eater."