* It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but hard to get any real work done.
* If you don't apply protective measures, it can spread viruses.
* It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses- and confuses- yours.
* We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
* If you're not careful, it can get you in big trouble.
* Some people have it, some don't
* People who have it would be devastated if it were cut off- and they think those who don't have it want it.
* People who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy but think it's not worth the fuss made about it.
* Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop.
* Some people would play with it all day if they didn't have to work. Of course, some people do anyways!