Gender Jokes - New scientific element : man
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Element Name: MAN



Symbol: XY



Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)



Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging. Samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.



Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.



Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.



Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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