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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies.



She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.



At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together."



A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"



"I mean her legs!"
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