Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:



1. He went into his father's business.



2. He lived at home until the age of 33.



3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.



Proof That Jesus Was Irish:



1. He never got married.



2. He was always telling stories.



3. He loved green pastures.



Proof That Jesus Was Puerto Rican:



1. His first name was Jesus.



2. He was bilingual.



3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.



Proof That Jesus Was Italian:



1. He talked with his hands.



2. He had wine with every meal.



3. He worked in the building trades.



Proof that Jesus Was a Californian:



1. He never cut his hair.



2. He walked around barefoot.



3. He invented a new religion and finally



Proof that Jesus Was Black:



1. He called everybody brother.



2. He liked Gospel.



3. He couldn't get a fair trial.