Yo mama's like a hockey puck, she gets passed around to all the players.

Yo mama is so stupid that when you were born you came out butt first and your mama said, "Oh look! twins!"

Your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store, and starved.

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo Mama's so fat, every time she goes outside wearing her yellow rain coat, everyone goes, "Look, it's the Magic School Bus!"

Yo Mama's so hairy every time she steps outside, everyone goes, "Look, it's King Kong!!!!"

yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued....

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming, people think she's an oil spill.

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!

Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

yo mama`s like a fairground ride....everyone gets a go.

yo mama is so scary she walked into a ghost house and got a job

Yo mama so dumb she thought a big mac was a fat pimp

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace wants to push her back in the sea!

yo mama is so fat, when she went to sea world, everyone paid to see her, not the whales

Yo momma couldn't integrate a nested trig function, even if you let her use a computer

Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's

When she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

Yo mama's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

Yo mama's so fat she was baptized in Sea World.