1. Your salary is less than your tuition.


2. Your potted plants stay alive.


3. Shacking in twin-sized beds seems absurd.


4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.


5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.


6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well balanced meal.


7. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.


8. :00 AM is not early.


9. You have to file your own taxes.


10. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.