School and College - You know you are out of college when...
You know you are out of college when...
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.
3. Shacking in twin-sized beds seems absurd.
4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.
6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well balanced meal.
7. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
8. :00 AM is not early.
9. You have to file your own taxes.
10. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
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