
School and College - Things (NOT) to Do or Say at or for Your Thesis Defense
Things (NOT) to Do or Say at or for Your Thesis Defense
1. "Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for the singing of our National Anthem..."2. Charge 25 cents a cup for coffee.
3. "Charge the mound" when a professor beans you with a high fast question.
4. Describe parts of your thesis using interpretive dance.
5. "Musical accompaniment provided by..."
6. Stage your own death/suicide.
7. Lead the specators in a Wave.
8. Have a sing-a-long.
9. "You call THAT a question? How the hell did they make you a professor?"
10. "Ladies and Gentlemen, as I dim the lights, please hold hands and
concentrate so that we may channel the spirit of Lord Kelvin..."
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