1. "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."


2. "He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high."


3. "In class, the syllabus is more important than you are."


4. "Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!"


5. "Text makes a satisfying 'thud' when dropped on the floor."


6. "The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree."


7. "His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame"


8. "Textbook is confusing...someone with a knowledge of English should
proofread it."


9. "Have you ever fallen asleep in class and awoke in another? That's the
way I felt all term."


10. "This class was a religious experience for me...I had to take it all on
faith."