Redneck Jokes - Redneck Jokes joke #10989
Redneck Jokes joke #10989
Things Never Said By a Redneck...
1. Wrasslin's fake.
2. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
3. We're vegetarians.
4. Do you think my gut is too big?
5. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
6. Honey, we don't need another dog.
7. Who's Richard Petty?
8. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
9. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
10. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
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