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Things Never Said By a Redneck...

1. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.

2. Trim the fat off that steak.

3. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

4. The tires on that truck are too big.

5. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

6. I've got it all on the C drive.

7. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

8. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?

9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

10. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
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