Redneck Jokes - Redneck Jokes joke #10987
Redneck Jokes joke #10987
Things Never Said By a Redneck...
1. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
2. Checkmate.
3. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
4. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
6. I don't have a favorite college team.
7. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
8. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
9. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
10. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.
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