Ye go to a tail gate party and not have a tail gate.

You've ever shot a deer from inside ye house.

Tonight's supper was too slow crossing the road this morning

Your truck won't fit through the drive threw at McDonalds.

Your bass boat costs more then your home.

Your kids ride in the back of your pick up so your dog can ride shot gun.

You've ever been trapped in a crossfire at a family reunion.

You've ever used your only phone call in jail to check the status of Nascar race.

You've ever used jumper cables to start your computer.

You have ever decorated a birthday cake with a caulk gun.

Your deer stand has a mailing address.

You can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells".