Yo Mama sooo skinny, she can dodge rain drops. yo mama is so fat she went to KFC and asked for the bucket on the roof...

yo mama so dumb she asked what time is the 12:00 lunch. Once I lifted a tractor trailer 3 feet off the ground, and pu...

Yo Mama is so dumb that when somebody said it chilly out side she went to get herself a spoon with a bowl! ya mama so...

Yo mama so fat that when she walked into a zoo elephants throw peanuts at her. Yo mama is so ugly she went to a beaut...

Yo mama's like a hockey puck, she gets passed around to all the players. Yo mama is so stupid that when you were born...

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party. Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on b...

Yo Mama is so old, the milk in her tits is stale! Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs! yo mama so poor tha...

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose. Yo mamma's so fa...

yo mom so dumb she looks for a purple fruit loop in a apple jacks box...

yo moma is so fat when she bent over to get her keys the police arrested her for selling crack....

Yo mama is so harry when you was born you almost died from carpet burn!!!...

Yo Mama is so fat, she tripped over McDonalds and landed on Wendys...

yo mama is sooo old, when I told her to act her own age, she died...

yo mama is soooooo old, when god let there be light, she flicked the switch...

yo mama's teeth is so yellow that the sun went out of business...

Yo momma so fat she makes godzilla feel small...

yo moma is so fat she went to burger king and said can i have one order of burger king ...

yo moma is so dumb she thought yoda was a new drinking beverage combination of soda and yogurt ...

yo moma is so fat on the scale it has comas ...

yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the weight scale, the doctor said, \"give me your weight, not your number!!\"...