Q. What have working in Preston (a town in England) and a pubic hair on a toilet seat got in common? A. You're O.K for ...

What do you do if a bird shits on your car? You never take her out again...

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bum...

Why is Star Trek the same as Toilet paper? Because they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons...

Why do farts smell? It's so as deaf people can enjoy them as well!....

A dwarf walks into a bar and he slips over a piece of shit on the floor, he walks off thinking nothing of it. A few m...

Two men are occupying booths in a public toilet, when one calls to the other, "There is no toilet paper over here, do y...

An American Indian goes into the general store and says, "Me need toilet paper." The proprietor replies "I have SuperSof...

Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" ...