If you take a bath in a water trough. Your mama keeps a spit cup on the ironing board. Yer richest kin folk buys ...

You might be a redneck if your dog sits in the front seat and your wife sits in the back seat....

Ye go to a tail gate party and not have a tail gate. You've ever shot a deer from inside ye house. Tonight's supp...

You own a whole set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip. Your wife has ever asked you to come move the transmi...

If you have more hair than your dog does. If your dog has more teeth than you have. If your child's car seat is s...

You know your a redneck when... you have your family reunion at the Talladega 500....

You must be a redneck if you are riding your riding lawnmower... And pulling your pushmower at the same time to get ...

You might be a redneck... if you use your great uncle's underpants for cleaning rags....

If you take your Mom to the Walmart food court for Mother's Day... You might be a redneck...

You might be a redneck... If your Uncle made your car tag....

You might be a redneck if...You decorate your Christmas tree with beer caps....

You might be a redneck if you run from the cops on a John Deere tractor....

I thought Graceland was tacky. No kids in the back of the pick- up, it's not safe. Do you think my hair is too bi...

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Jackson to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. ...

The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations and they're only twenty years old. You think t...

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens." "Chickens, eh?" s...

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "...

There was a Mississippi redneck and a Louisiana Cajun, fishing on their respective sides of the Mississippi river. J...

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods. Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick. B...

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, c...