Browsing tag 'political'
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Being called a liarA politician was running for re-election and was talking at a campaign stop to his constituents.
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Being a liberalYou don't have to be insane to be a liberal,... but it helps....
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Nickel politicsThere's a nickels worth of difference between a republican and a democrat
Put a nickel on the table and ... -
The truthHey, do you know the REAL reason the government jails people for theft?
It's because they don't want any... -
Total controlA guy named Bob is travelling by Amtrak with two strangers sitting close to him.
He is trying to sleep, ... -
Fred flintstone is like sadam husseinQ: How are Fred Flintstone and Sadam Hussein alike?
A: Whenever they look out the window all they see is... -
Sadam look-alikesI heard that they got all of the Sadam look-alikes together and told them that they have some good news and some bad ne...
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CubansHow do you fit 40
cubans into a telephone booth?
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PricelessStarting monthly salary for US Marine...$984.60
One Bradley Fighting Vehicle...$3.16 million
Bill clinton, a limo driver, and a pigOne day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to tak...Weapons of mass destructionA reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:
"Mr President, how do we know fo...Osama bin laden jokeWhy did Osama Bin Laden kill
wife number 37?
Because he looked up her dress
and saw bush.....Chief wants beer!An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in the other.
...Lying politiciansA busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed ...New rulingThe Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmas
season.
...140 million iraqis and 1 blondePresident Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bu...Stupid funny quotes"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford
"My fellow astron...I want to become a politicianI want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but
I've only...Jesus's ethnicityProof That Jesus Was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home u...The 10 commandments in ebonics1. I be God. Don' be dissin me.
2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.