1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Spe...

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to oth...

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum o...

You know you drink too much coffee when... 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you. 2. You chew on your roommate's...

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all y...

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster. 2. His thoug...

I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang. ME: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. ...

Q: Why did Tiger stick his head in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh!...

What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum? Thhe dirtbag is in a different place!!...

What did the beach say to the incoming tide? Long time no sea!...

yo mama is so fat, that she sat on a dollar and made four quarters....

How did Burger King get Dairy queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!...

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Here's some funny signs around the country that you can keep an eye out for on your next trip... On a California f...

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I'...

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. Aft...

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily...

Some of you have noticed a few typos on Funny-Jokes.net every now and then. To improve this I am implementing a new set ...

There was an unexpected knock on her door, and like Danna always does, she first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's ...