The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou S...

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of r...

1. Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and does...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, ...

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing the...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric...

A lawyer had a client who was accused of bank robbery. He was caught with the money shortly after he left the bank. He s...

Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a ...

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asked the a...

A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?" "Of course we do," replied t...

A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. Th...

It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !...

Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement? A: not enough cement Q: What's the difference b...

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday? Briefs!! ha!ha! What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers? ...

One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing. He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that i...

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefca...

Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road. T...

What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician....

Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it. A genie pops out. ...

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Car...