A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's...

On the bottom 3 rungs of hell are: Richard Nixon, 3rd from the bottom; Ronald Reagan, 2nd from hell's lowest rung; and ...

When a reporter asked Bush what he thought about his first hundred days in office he replied "Has it been a year already...

The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this is the first time we've...

What do golf and Florida elections have in common? Low score wins....

A group of Texans are driving down the road, whooping it up, drinking beer and shooting off their guns when they get int...

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back,complaining that the radio was not working...

Asked by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: "Well, George Washington couldn't...

Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an unfriendly scowl are...

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, h...

Teach a man to light a fire and he will be warm forever. But throw him into the fire and he will never again complain a...

3 Sharks meet in the ocean. They talk about the people they recently have eaten. The first one says: I swallowed the Ay...

His closest advisors came to visit Dubya at the White House one evening and found him slamming down beers and whooping...

Three brothers Neil, Jeb and Dub, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the ...

George Bush and George Bush were dragging the deer they had just shot back to their truck. Another hunter approached, pu...

A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only...

Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W. "I've got a problem," says W. "What's the matter?" asks Cheney. "Well, y...

A couple of years back, a Midland, Texas guy who was sound asleep on a rainy wet night was aroused from his slumbers by ...

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She...

George w. Bush is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to th...