A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drun...

Did you hear the one about the alcoholic who was stranded on a desert island? He found a bottle floating near the sho...

A little boy says to a bus driver, "If my mum was a cow and my dad was a bull then I would be a baby cow". Then he s...

So, this guy's in bed at 3:00 a.m when he hears someone knocking on the door. He opens the door and theres a drunk gu...

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: * A half-gallon of 2% milk * A carton of eggs * A quart o...