Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. Q. What did th...

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? A. They chip their teeth. Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A....

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A. An airbag. Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad ...

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! Q. What does a blonde...

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? A. Butter is difficult to spread. Q. What do you do if a blond...

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? A. You always hear about them but never see them. Q. Why did the ...

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? A. Because they have blond boyfriends Q. What do blondes and beer bott...

Q. How do you drown a blonde? A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. Q. Hear about the blonde th...

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? A. Practice. Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A. To cover...

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window...

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she ask...

A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the b...

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff...

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way...

Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. ...

There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets o...

A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"...

There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign th...

There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their w...

A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She...