A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the dri...

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you ...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal h...

A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't br...

There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can...

This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak ...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all ove...

There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?" T...

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO C...

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of hi...

Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting...

There is a guy. His favorite bar is called 'Sally's Legs'. The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open. He was...

Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either o...

One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in ...

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the i...

A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his p...

A guy named Benny is sitting in a bar mouthing off that he knows everybody. So his buddy bets $10 the next person to wal...

One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "Y...

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the f...

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The ba...