Browsing tag 'animals'
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Baby Elephant and a Baby TurtleThere once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle re...
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Truth about catsCats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation....
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Elephant Jokes1. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"...
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More Elephant Jokes21. ELETELEPHONY once there was an elephant who tried to be a telephant; no no, I mean an elephone who tried to be...
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More Elephant Jokes41. Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Chicken's day off. 42. Q: What's more difficult than getting a preg...
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Store owner and the catIn front of a delicatessen, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, ...
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Seeing Eye DogsBill and Derek are out walking their dogs. Bill has a German shepherd, while Derek is trailing with his Chihuahua. They'...
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Cat in HeavenOne day a cat loses its ninth life causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the c...
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JokeQ.Why did the hedghog cross the road? A.To get to its flatmate!...
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Dog and sandpaperWhat did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper? Ruff Ruff...
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: Dam! ...
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Animals and PillsHOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position r...
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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants....
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Ringmaster's SonA man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had ...
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Big animals vs small animals football gameA very large football game of note between the big animals and the little animals was occurring. The big animals were ...
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Pig In SummerQ: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bacon!...
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Rabbit BreakoutThree rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and ...
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Western or English saddleJudi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddl...
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Rooster ProzacWhy was the rooster so unhappy? Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother....
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The horniest roosterA farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a ...