A guy and a gal were in the backseat of his car after having sex. The guy says to the gal, "If I would have known you we...

A Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. "I would l...

A little girl jumps on Santa's lap: Girl: "For Christmas, I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa: "Don't you know ...

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" ...

I was going to put a dick joke here, but it's too long for the space provided....

A young lady went to a dance,and she had a low-cut, strapless gown on. Around her neck she wore a little golden airplane...

A Polish women knocks at the door of the sperm bank. A man answers the door and asks, “May I help you?” She says, carefu...

A man and his wife live in a row house where all of the houses look alike. The wife tells the husband that everytime he...

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horr...

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and t...

As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.
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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it...

A blonde comes home one day to find her husband banging another woman.

"Billy, what are you doing?!" she...

What goes in hard, and comes out wet and sticky?

Chewing gum you perv!!!!!...

Three Labrador Retrievers - 1 brown, 1 yellow and 1 black - were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they str...

An older couple lay in bed, and the man, as he has done for the past 40 years, farts loudly.

The woman...

A guy calls a buddy, who is a horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

Th...

The Queen and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to...

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who
started staring at him, because he was dre...