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Yo Mama Jokes
Collection of Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama sooo skinny, she can dodge rain drops.yo mama is so fat she went to KFC and asked for the bucket on the roof.
Ya mama is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Yo Mama is so UGLY when she jumped in the bath, the water jumped out.
Yo mama's so fat when she went on a diet Bluebell went outta business.
Yo mama so fat that she needs a solar panel to see her reflection!!!
Yo mama is so stupid she wants to be a blonde.
Yo mama so stupid she puts cheese by her computer to feed the mouse.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank the alarm goes off!!!!!!
yo mama is so poor she went to Wendys and put a frosty on lay-away.
Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
yo mama's teeth are so yellow , i can't believe its not butter!
Yo momma so stupid she thought the TV guide was directions to get to the televison
Yo mama so stupid.... she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company!!!!!
your moma is like the billsberry boughboy, everyone gets a poke...
Ya mamma so ugly they mash her face in dough and make monster cookies for halloween
Yo Mama so fat when she jumps into the pool, the other swimmers can go surfing
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Yo Mama so fat when I watch t.v. and she walks in front of it, I miss 3 episodes of my show.
yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the talking scale it told her to get off.
yo mama so fat they had to baptize her at seaworld.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she took you to the zoo the zoo keeper said "Thanks for bringing her back"
yo mama is so fat she had on a green and red dress everybody yelled out watermelon
yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry.
when she steps on a scale it reads, "TO BE COUNTINUED!"
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the beauty parlor it took 3 hours for an estimate.
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Collection of Yo Mama Jokes
yo mama so dumb she asked what time is the 12:00 lunch.Once I lifted a tractor trailer 3 feet off the ground, and pulled a jet down the runway, but yo' mama so fat when I tried to lift her, my career was over.
yo momma is so fat she wears two watches becuase she covers two time zones.
Yo mama sooo stupid, she thought the rap group NWA was a new sports organization.
Yo mama soooo fat, when she stepped on the scale it read, "ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE."
Yo mama so fat that when she steps in the elevator, IT HAS TO GO DOWN!!!
Yo mama's sooo stupid, she thought that Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
Yo Mamas so FAT... i sat on top of her and me ears popped
Yo mamas so fat i ran round her twice and got lost
Your mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo mama smell so bad she made RIGHT GUARD turn left.
Yo mama is like a powerplant she never runs out of energy.
Yo mama is so fat that she lives in Canada and the United States at the same time.
your mamas so fat she bent over and everyone yelled blackout.
Yo mama is so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 min.
...the elephant man turned her down for a date!
..when she flossed her teeth, a dead gerbil fell out.
...she had to put a box of Twinkies on lay-away!
...She's got two kids and a dog trapped in her orbit
... They shoved her face in dough to make gorilla cookies
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Yo Mama is so dumb that when somebody said it chilly out side she went to get herself a spoon with a bowl!ya mama so dumb she took a pencil to the NBA Finals
Yo mama is so fat that the only way your dad could get her though the door is by holding a twinky in front of it!!!
your momma is so stupid she sat on her tv and watched her couch
yo mama is like rotten milk, white and chunky
Yo momma's so fat that when she she wears red everyone yells "Hey Kool-Aid!"
Yo mama is like a hamburger, all full of fat and only worth $1!
Yo mamas so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up!
Yo mamas so fat she can sell shade
Yo mamas so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World
Yo mamas so fat the shadow of her butt weights 50 pounds
Yo Mama is so ugly her isp shut down her internet account when she appeared on webcam.
yo mamma is soooo fat she tried to get to wal mart stumbled over k mart and landed on target.
Yo mama so fat and stupid she thought the VCR was a pager
Ya mama so poor, she had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
your momma's sooo fat..... she walked into a bar during happy hour and got a group discount
Yo Mamma is so ugly, that she walked into a haunted house, and left with a job application
Yo mama is so poor,that she goes to KFC...to lick other peoples' fingers!!!.
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to KFC,she orders the bucket that's on the pole!!!!.
Yo mama is so ugly that every dog she has ever had has taken out a restraining order out on her.
Yo Mama is so fat when she went to school she sat next to everyone.
Yo mamma so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery!
Yo mama's so ugly that her mom had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama is so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama's like a door nob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo mama is like a McDonalds, open 24 hours and over 23 billion served.
Yo mama is so fat it takes 2 planes and a bus to get on the her good side.
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Collection of Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she walked into a zoo elephants throw peanuts at her.Yo mama is so ugly she went to a beauty parlor and it took 3 hours.. for an estimate.
Yo mama is so bald, you can see what's on her mind
Yo mama is soooo ugly, when she was young, she was fed with a slingshot...
Yo mamma so fat when she sat around the house, she sat 'around the house'...
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles fell out...
Yo mama is so poor you can't kill the roaches in yo house cause they pay half the rent.
Yo mamma so hairy that bigfoot took a picture of her...
Yo mamma so fat shes on both sides of the family!
Yo moma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!
Ya mama is so poor she cant afford to pay attention...
Yo mama's so fat that she has to stop to weigh between state lines!
Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book...
Yo mamas so fat she has to use a boomerrang to get her belt on...
Yo mama is so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
You Mama is like a Doorknob, everybody gets a turn...
Yo mama so stupid she thought Boyz2Men was a Daycare center.
Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I wear,and I said 'GUESS, she said Levi's.
Yo mama so stupid she send me a Fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama is so fat, she puts on lip stick witha paint roller!
Yo Moma is so ugly she needs 2 tickets when she goes to the zoo. 1 to get in and 1 to get back out!
Yo mama's so fat underneath the picture on her drivers liscence it says picture continued on other side...
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Collection of Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's like a hockey puck, she gets passed around to all the players.Yo mama is so stupid that when you were born you came out butt first and your mama said, "Oh look! twins!"
Your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store, and starved.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!
Yo Mama's so fat, every time she goes outside wearing her yellow rain coat, everyone goes, "Look, it's the Magic School Bus!"
Yo Mama's so hairy every time she steps outside, everyone goes, "Look, it's King Kong!!!!"
yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued....
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming, people think she's an oil spill.
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
yo mama`s like a fairground ride....everyone gets a go.
yo mama is so scary she walked into a ghost house and got a job
Yo mama so dumb she thought a big mac was a fat pimp
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace wants to push her back in the sea!
yo mama is so fat, when she went to sea world, everyone paid to see her, not the whales
Yo momma couldn't integrate a nested trig function, even if you let her use a computer
Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
When she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
Yo mama's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat she was baptized in Sea World.
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Collection of Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo mamma's so fat her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
Yo momma is so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
yo momma so fat....that when she sat on a bus she made 4 taxi's
YO Mamma so ugly she had phone sex an got sued by AT&T for rape.....
Yo Mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a bunch of whales came up and started singing "we are family"!
Yo mama so tan she looks black.
Yo mama got one eye and one leg, they call her (ihop).
Yo Mama's so old she was there to flip the switch when god said let there be light
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow i can't believe its not butter
Yo Mamma's so poor when I walked up to your house and rang the door bell, she stuck her head out the window and said ding dong.
Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.
"Yo Mama" so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters.
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantic Ocean.
yo mamas so skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio
yo mamas just like aol everyone gets on her
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
yo mama so fat she sat on the toilet and it said " 123 abc get yo fat ass off of me".
yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
yo mama so stupid she studied for a blood test.
yo mama so old when i slapped her on the back her titty came off
yo momma so fat the back of her neck like a pack of hot dogs
yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulemic
Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends
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Yo Mama is so old, the milk in her tits is stale!Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a lit cigaret she said "hey,who turned off the heat."
yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
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