Funny Jokes - Toilet Humor
Toilet Humor
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Q. What have working in Preston (a town in England) and a pubic hair on a toilet seat got in common?A. You're O.K for a while but then you get pissed off.
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Bird Shit
What do you do if a bird shits on your car? You never take her out againJoke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11474.html
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The cannibal
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bumJoke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11475.html
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Star Trek
Why is Star Trek the same as Toilet paper? Because they both circle Uranus looking for KlingonsJoke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11476.html
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Deaf Farts
Why do farts smell? It's so as deaf people can enjoy them as well!.Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11477.html
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Dwarf and Giant
A dwarf walks into a bar and he slips over a piece of shit on the floor, he walks off thinking nothing of it.A few minutes later a huge man walks in a falls over the same piece of shit, the little dwarf shouts out
"I just did that!"
So the big man thumps him.
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Two men are occupying booths in a public toilet, when one calls to the other,"There is no toilet paper over here, do you have any over there?"
The second man replies, "No, sorry, I don't seem to have any, either."
The first man then asks, "Well, do you have a magazine or newspaper?"
The second man says, "No, sorry!"
The first man goes silent for a few moments, then inquires, "Do you have change for a twenty?"
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Indian Toilet Paper
An American Indian goes into the general store and says, "Me need toilet paper." The proprietor replies "I have SuperSoft at $6 for four rolls, or I have No-name at $4 for four rolls."The Indian decides "Me take No-name." Two weeks later, the Indian returns to the store. He says, "Me have name for No-name toilet paper."
"What is it?" the owner asks. "John Wayne," says the Indian. "Why John Wayne?" the owner asks. "Because it rough, tough, and take no shit off Indian."
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