Funny Jokes - School and College
School and College
Top ten subtle differences between college and hell
10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.
8. It's more fun getting into Hell.
7. You can't fail out of Hell.
6. At least you can sleep in Hell.
5. Hell is forever, college just seems like it.
4. People smile in Hell.
3. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.
2. You know there are hot men in Hell.
1. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to college.
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Testing lifesavers in class
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.......lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange.......orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh, my God! They're assholes!!!
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In trouble for not doing homework
What do you say when you get into trouble for not doing you homework?You cant tell me off for something I didn't do!
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A dollar per point
One day a professor was giving a big test to his students.He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to
wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the
tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students had attached
a $100 bill to his test with a note that said, "A dollar per
point."
The next class the professor handed back the tests.
The student received his test and $64 change.
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Teacher Reading Chicken Little
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story ofChicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the
story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She
read, "...and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and
said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you
think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said,
'Unbelievable! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to continue for the next 10 minutes.
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