Funny Jokes - Religious
Religious
Old Family Bible
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out."What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered,
"I think it's Adam's underwear!"
Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11873.html
Emailing Joke to Your Friends...Email this joke to your friends!
Resigning Reverend Jones
The Reverend Jones shocked the congregation when heannounced his resignation from the church and planned move
to Arizona.
After the service, a very distraught parishioner came to the
pastor with tears in her eyes.
"Oh, Pastor Bill, we are going to miss you so much. We don't
want you to leave!"
The kindhearted pastor patted her hand and said, "Now, now,
Liz, don't carry on so... The pastor who takes my place
might be even better than me."
"Yeah", she sobbed, "That's what Pastor Mike said when he
left!"
Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11912.html
Emailing Joke to Your Friends...Email this joke to your friends!
Billy and Church
One Sunday morning a Merriam knocked on Billy's bedroom door"It's time to get up and go to church," she said.
"I'm not going to church this morning," Billy replied.
"You gotta get up and go to church."
"No, I can't!"
"Yes you can!"
"No, they don't like me and I don't like them. Just give me
two good reasons why I need to go," Billy stated emphatically.
"Number one," replied Merriam, "You're a mature 55 years old
and number two, you're the pastor!"
Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11997.html
Emailing Joke to Your Friends...Email this joke to your friends!
An Atheist and a Bear
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created."What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...."
Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."
Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/12014.html
Emailing Joke to Your Friends...