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Redneck Jokes joke #10959
If you take a bath in a water trough.
Your mama keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
Yer richest kin folk buys a new house and you gotta help take the wheels off of it.
If your flyswatter gets more use than your toothbrush.
You have more appliances in your front yard than you do in your house.
If you use your front porch as a deerstand.
If you have two refigerators,one outside for the food and one inside for the beer.
If.....you pull out the generator when the power goes out to watch a NASCAR race!
If you remember phone numbers by writing them in the dust on your dash board.
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Redneck Jokes joke #10960
You might be a redneck if your dog sits in the front seat and your wife sits in the back seat.
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Redneck Jokes joke #10961
Ye go to a tail gate party and not have a tail gate.
You've ever shot a deer from inside ye house.
Tonight's supper was too slow crossing the road this morning
Your truck won't fit through the drive threw at McDonalds.
Your bass boat costs more then your home.
Your kids ride in the back of your pick up so your dog can ride shot gun.
You've ever been trapped in a crossfire at a family reunion.
You've ever used your only phone call in jail to check the status of Nascar race.
You've ever used jumper cables to start your computer.
You have ever decorated a birthday cake with a caulk gun.
Your deer stand has a mailing address.
You can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells".
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Redneck Jokes joke #10962
You own a whole set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip.
Your wife has ever asked you to come move the transmission so that she can take a bath.
You and your dog both used the tree at the corner.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos".
If you think "The Nutcracker" is somthing you do off the high dive.
The strongest smell in your house is butane.
You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
You think a turtleneck is the key ingredient for soup.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations and they're only twenty years old.
You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener.
You think doctorin' involves mamma's sewing kit and a jug.
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Redneck Jokes joke #10963
If you have more hair than your dog does.
If your dog has more teeth than you have.
If your child's car seat is strapped down in the bed of your pick-up truck.
The only officer that is pursuing you is a game warden then you might be a redneck.
If your tires on your truck set higher than the actual truck..
If you live in a two story trailer.
The plastic deer in your yard is a target, rather than a decoration.
Your front porch collapses, and kills more than 5 dogs.
Your deer rifle is worth more than the pickup truck you carry it in.
You use bread twisters for ornament hooks on your Christmas tree.
You think "recycle" means to ride your bike again.
You've spent more money at the good will store than at the supermarket.
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Redneck Jokes joke #10964
You know your a redneck when... you have your family reunion at the Talladega 500.
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Redneck Jokes joke #10965
You must be a redneck if you are riding your riding lawnmower...
And pulling your pushmower at the same time to get your yard mowed.
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Redneck Jokes joke #10966
You might be a redneck... if you use your great uncle's underpants for cleaning rags.
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