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Police Jokes joke #11021
A woman was pulled over by West Virginia State Highway Patrolmen, for speeding.When the officer approaches the car, the is hoping to get out of the ticket, so she asks, "So can I buy tickets to the west virgina highway patrol's ball?"
The officer answers "Ma'am, west virginia highway patrol men don't have balls."
Suffice to say, the woman did not get a ticket.
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Police Jokes joke #11016
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, thenon to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for
that.
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Using a motorbike
The other day a police officer pulled me over on his motor bike and I said "I was only using it for five minutes what's the mater with you?".Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11820.html
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A police officer and old lady
A police officer pulled over an eighty-six-year-old womanbecause her hand signals were confusing.
"First you put your hand up, like you're turning right, then
you wave your hand up and down, then you turn left," said
the officer.
"I decided not to turn right," she explained.
"Then why the up and down motion with your hands?" asked the
officer.
"I was erasing."
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