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Pinocchio and Splinters
(from the Adult Jokes category)
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your
"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
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A pizza delivery man and a gynecologist
(from the Adult Jokes category)
What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it.
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A police officer and old lady
(from the Police Jokes category)
A police officer pulled over an eighty-six-year-old womanbecause her hand signals were confusing.
"First you put your hand up, like you're turning right, then
you wave your hand up and down, then you turn left," said
the officer.
"I decided not to turn right," she explained.
"Then why the up and down motion with your hands?" asked the
officer.
"I was erasing."
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