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Family joke #11046

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Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, ‘I slept with your mother!’
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, ‘I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!’
The other says: ‘Go home dad, you’re drunk.’
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Mixed Emotions

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What is the definition of "mixed emotions"?

That is when you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes and you can't remember which one had the most insurance!
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This day holds a lot of meaning

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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children.

I'll never forget that game of cards...

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