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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you think?"The Lone Ranger replies reassuringly, "Well, Tonto, it's like this, God gives us miracles in life. Each day is a new beginning, just like every night there's a new star in the sky. What do you think?"
Tonto looks at him, confused and says, "Tonto think someone stole tent."
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Man and an interested lady
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly thathe had just met a young lady of excellent character and
virtue that interested him very much. What should he do?
His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and
on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked
meal?"
He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the
woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see
how things had gone.
"I was totally humiliated," he moaned. "She insisted on
washing the dishes."
"What's wrong with that?" asked his mother.
"We hadn't started eating yet."
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