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Shoot her!
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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Three blondes are on a deserted island
Three blondes are on a deserted island with only a bridge going back. They find a magic lamp. A genie appears and grants them 3 wishes. The first blond wishes to be 25% smarter. She turns into a brunette and swims across. The second blonde wishes to be 50% smarter and turns into a brunette with glasses, finds some material, builds a raft and rows across. The third blonde wishes to be 100% smarter. She turns into a man and crosses the bridgeJoke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11507.html
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Flying Blonde
The plane is on its way to Houston , when a blonde in economy class gets upand moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She
then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will
have to sit back in her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston , and
I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the
co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class who belongs in
economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she
only paid for economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston , and
I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm
sorry." And she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to
make her move without any fuss.
He replies, "I told her, `First class isn't going to Houston .'"
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Hunting Party
A blonde, brunette and redhead go hunting. The brunette comes back with a deer ,the redhead comes back with a bear.The blonde asks "How did you do that?" and the brunette replied, "You just follow the tracks and shoot".
The blonde comes back all bloody and the two other girls ask what happened, and the blond replied "I followed the tracks and got hit by the train."
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Blondes crossing a river
Two blondes approach a river, both on opposite sides.One blonde yells across to the other,"HEY, HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?"
To which the other responds, "YOUR'E ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE!"
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How do you confuse a blonde?
How do you confuse a blonde?You put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.
How dose the blonde confuses you?
She finds the corner.
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The Blonde and the Genie
There was a brunette, a red head and a blonde stuck on a deserted island. When they was searching for some food they saw a genie.The genie gave each of them 1 wish. So the brunette wished to be with her family and the red head wished to be at a hotel.
When the blonde got her turn she said, "Like, well you know, I am pretty lonely now... I wish my friends were here."
So the genie said your wish is my command and they all came back!
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Blonde riding a horse
There was a blonde that was riding a horse. The horse started bucking and running. "Help me!" The blonde yelled. The horse bucked her off. "Finally!" a man yelled. "My daughter has been waiting to ride that mechanical horse forever!"Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11860.html
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